While watching a show about high-powered...
Me: Big Brother is watching, my oh my.
Immigrant Husband: Who is watching?
Me: Big Brother -- sorry, it's slang for the federal government. You know, they've always got their eyes on us. Is there a phrase like that in Spanish?
Immigrant Husband: Are you kidding? First of all, my country is too poor to have any telescopes like that. Secondly, even if we did have the money, our government doesn't care that much about us to watch us. They'd just put the money in their own pockets, not use it on surveillance.
Sep 13th
Kids point at the darndest things
(Setting -- My husband and I are at our friends' house for dinner last night. It's Ramadan, it was an Iftaar meal, we're all good Muslims here)
Friends' 3-year-old: Auntie, Nura doesn't eat with us. She's a baby.
Me: You're right, your little sister is still too small to eat food like us.
Friends' 3-year-old: Yeah, she only eats milk.
My husband: That's what babies can eat.
Friends' 3-year-old: Yeah. (pauses, then points directly at and pokes her mother's breast) She gets here milk from here.
Sep 1st